inside this mans head are some very deep thoughts. inside his fist he is squeezing a small man cock and inside his tight lips the head of that cock gently rests.
he's pondering somthing stupid while cold shards of doubt are held at bay by the stupid thing he pretends to be worried about. maybe something like " i'd be friends with me".
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did i unplug the iron?
If I get rid of the mowhawk will I get mistaken for Bill Danforth?
"...smells like I forgot to wash my hands after that dump..."
What did I do with my bloody passport?
How much am I getting paid for this?
shit, what if blondes do have more fun...
I wonder if i can sell my shirts at walmart too.
"Is it bloody possible for me to look like more of a douchebag?....I'd say not. I deserve a pat on the back"
I am the Fuckin' Shit!!
"i'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt."
i wonder if this cycle would look good black????
"I thought the MoHaWk and rings would intimidate him,mabye if I give him my girls panties and a nude pic ,I won't get smacked!hmmm?"
"how much did i spend on hair dye last year hmmm"
mohawks are the most non-punk things. sorry
i'm sure i look tough in this pose
"How soon is now?"
I'm so glad we can capture my ungay side in this light.
"I hope that the guys at the jockey journal like my tank. 4Q in yellow, yeah it'll work".
"I totally chose the wrong nail polish, it completely clashes with my eyes..."
"note to self... buy more Scotch-Brite Pads"
where did I put my Dulcolax® Stool Softener
No matter what he does, at least he'll never be an American.
inside this mans head are some very deep thoughts. inside his fist he is squeezing a small man cock and inside his tight lips the head of that cock gently rests.
"Damn, Phares looks good with a beard"
If a trains leaves Chicago at 35mph...
I shoulda have stayed Annabella Lwin,
my sexual ambivalence has ruined my life.
"i wish that i could write that i'm a cool artist, skateboarder, or that i'm in a cool band..."
Fuckin Bloody Americans have shit for style.
I wonder if OCC could fabricate a "Mohawk Chopper" for me?
..."would you fuck me?...I'd fuck me..."
"Bloody hell! I think I grabbed the super glue instead of the vasoline again!"
he's pondering somthing stupid while cold shards of doubt are held at bay by the stupid thing he pretends to be worried about. maybe something like " i'd be friends with me".
i wonder how much money can i rip off from the Americans this year with my overpriced bikes.
more girth on my front ends?
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