if this cyber baby seems a little quiet it's because it is... quiet on the outside gears grinding loudly inside my brain. the last month has been like a repo mans life. slippery slopes, sloppy slips, and ghost riding whips. Trying to wrap up a few things at the shop--this bike that i plan on bringing to bornfree 3. I actually just plan on getting it there, throttling it hard into too small of a doorway, clipping the end of the left grip on a door knob, and laying it down just in time for my medical insurance to run out. It will become a benefit bike. Sponsored by your local medical marijuana clinic. But seriosthly(with a lisp) this rant is to let you know that my GAME is salty right now, piss poor, and ranks an overall 2.4 out of 10. What happened to book reviews, embellished travel journeys, vintage club photos("i like that shit BRO, just stick with that"), passive aggressive subtext, and grade school photos of yours truly(..that's me Mac Sharff). They changed the Olympia can and I'm almost positive they've changed the recipe. What happened to TUMWATER and UNION MADE. Why does the can say Malt now? Highs, lows and ten variables of the in betweens. Betweens isn't a word but this is my BLOUOUG and this aggression won't stand. Every once in a while someone survives the jump off the Golden Gate Bridge and they come out of the water nude and confused, to me that is the ultimate rebirth....metaphorically and euphorically. Reward them, make them mayor and see what color flags they put up at the gates to the Castro. Cross country is over, it's about swimming in the Bermuda triangle in a star of david pattern. But your bikini has to be made before 1918 and the first one there is a rotten egg. Last night i read at 1 a.m. that we learn 90% of what "we" know from blogs. I believe that 101%. -(minus) of course the 35 years before that, this, and them. He doesn't answer his email. Dick. Sincerely Jane.
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Totally, I was saying the exact same thing the other day...
me too.
fuck it dude, lets go bowling.
Hey Man, Thats My Stapler!
Mind over blotter.
up ya bum.
don't believe the rumors MAX got the shroom zoomers - nothing like a good rant - screw it down on the way south to free born from OAKtown, enjoy the ride
Mac Sharff.
I like turtles.
When you can't here the bats, that's when the bats are coming.
SWINGLINE OR BOSTICH, THATS THE ONLY SUBLIMINAL QUESTION.Foggy bloggy, I fear the generation coming up is fucking doomed..Lock and load and smoke a bowl.
I was raised by the internet.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
WHOA!
Somebody needs a break.
perfectly calm here dude, calmer than you are.
just fun.
The Golden Gate Bridge is the most popular "suicide spot" in the world. Someone jumps every 2 weeks on average, killing 98% of the people who leap. But, just a couple months ago, a 17 year old girl fell 220 feet and survived a suicide attempt there and just before that a 16 year old boy jumped "just for fun" and survived....or so I learned from a blog. True stories though. I rarely jump from a diving board, so damn, yeah...make them co-mayors.
that rug really pulled the room together
foldgers can rattles with loose bolts placed within. geese hiss and bow, puff and spread. oil soiled dirt hide the missing nut that could hold its place no more. tap water rinse is good enough for this wound.
Im just gonna go find a cash machine...
stay golden showers pony boy
Schaaf should write a book... i would read the fuck out of it.
MAXX SHOOT ME AN EMAIL KNOW OF A PRETTY SMALL SWAP MANANA IF U WANNA GO OR HAV ME PIC U UP ANYTHING..SOMETIMES GOLD AT THIS ONE..
if you go there, plan on staying. apparently you'll like it. that's the way in Bermuda.
Would you feel better if I give you a handjob? Even Paris Hilton has "bad days" whenever I get really jammed I just think about all the peoples whose lives never experience the joys we take for granted. Could be paralyzed or even worse, black! Haha just kidding! But seriously I'll give you the meanest handjob. One of those jobs you used to give yourself when you were in highschool, when you'd come home drunk and just beat the crap out of it and get a chafe on the side! Then the next day it's all sore and beat up. Them if you could just leave it alone it's be fine in a day. Instead you get wasted again and beat it even harder. I miss being in highschool
When you gonna get some more threads to sell damnit.
righteous.. only if you wear the belly t shirt from your-Making Righteous Moves- post. your blowing up dog.... u want some updog? what's up dog? thanks your a pal.
Haha will you take it easy!! Hahahaha come on now. I was only trying to make you feel better. I'll wear a cut off belly shirt for you at BF3, then we can share a sleeping bag. Deal?
He fixes the cable?
I drive past the Olympia Brewery every day. Sad state here in Tumwater
Even if that was a 'going fast' rant, it was pretty awesome.
Hope things are going well Max. Give 'er hell.
Even if that was a 'going fast' rant, it was pretty awesome.
Hope things are going well Max. Give 'er hell.
Olympia is now Primo man. Sorry. the new billionaire owners at Pabst made the call. Not enough production to support Primo unless they used a boat load for something else...and born was a new Olympia package for buzz and a new formula.
Olympia used to be made with Artesian water from wells. Current efforts to preserve the use of artesian water at the one remaining public well has been the mission of H2Olympia: Artesian Well Advocates.
And I used to be able to buy a sixer of Oly for $3.50.
Rants indeed. It's the water...
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