Friday, June 24, 2011

-tears of a clown-

got the bike for bornfree fired up.
it's a been a long few weeks. So i was tuning
it a bit and kicked it to life, wanted to see
how the clutch was working and put it into
first, let out the lever and was on the maiden
voyage through the shop,, i hit the throttle and
the bike slid a bit. It felt so good to finally
be on it. This is all happening within about 40
feet. I aimed for the rear doors and pushed the
brake..... oh shit! i forgot to add fluid. I
tried to barney rubble to a stop but couldn't
pull it.... i blasted through the back doors.
knocking them completely off!! I had to take my hands off the bars and push the falling doors away from the bike. Next thing i knew i was outside the shop, me and the bike without a scratch!! Wasn't really planning on having to fix the doors for the next couple hours.... but better than the bike. Smile now, Cry later





28 comments:

Gorgeous George said...

One of the best first ride stories ever. Motorsickle looks rad man!

Ian said...

Are you riding it there? I will see you tomorrow!

ssromeyss said...

Bike looks awesome, and that's one way to start off with a kick, bang, and through the doors. Great stuff.

matt machine said...

nice .... lucky the toilet seat didnt fall and choke you to death...would have made a good photo in the local rag.

Neil said...

Looks terrific, sir.

BUZZARDSALINAS said...

RIPPER..!!

jolyne said...

crazy!!!!

dave herr said...

good job on the bike, nicely done. good job destroying the shop doors too.

OldStuffsFuckinMental said...

great story, just like in a loony-toons-cartoon.

lucas said...

directions to boner free:

1) stay classy.
2) let er rip tater chip.
3) easy hoss.

tape em to yr tank. brake some legs.

Bacon said...

the bike looks fanfuckintastic

Venoms said...

Nice bike..Thanks for the sweater you send me!

Thanks Martin

circus leo said...

hey max long time no hear- bike looks bitchin man.have a blast at the born free show!!

... said...

that bike should kill it. good fucking job to say the least.

Ailton© said...

Whahahahaha what a story :") and the bike turned out fucking RAD mister... Have fun during the meeting and keep us posted!!!
Ride free at Born Free!!!

DSTim said...

I love it!

rvlt said...

What, no black dildo grips?

Sheabones said...

CLEAN

Jet City Jughead said...

It couldn't be more handsome Max. Well done.

Did you straighten the backbone or do a curved tunnel?

scrotor said...

Jeez, Sorry I didn't see this story sooner. Fuckin crazy. The bike of course looked awesome at the show. Glad to read you have cat like reflexes...

max schaaf said...

thanks anthony... i just ran it
through the tunnel, deep one.

ssromeyss said...

amazing, you saw the future of running the bike through the doors on your june 9th blog. absolutely amazing.

Shrewgy said...

You can't make shit like that up! Bike looks great of course.

Liz said...

I really like that red!

max schaaf said...

it's technically -ron burgundy-

ssromeyss said...

I'm Ron burgundy?

Ian said...

Bike turned out sick Mr. Schaaf.. thanks for the stickers at BF3!

scrotor said...

sorry bout that Max