"Man, that's a good one...your boy Goebbels dropped out of film school,can't write, can't film... you think you'll ever get the people to believe that trash?"
adolph, it's true!?!? eva told us all about your love of the golden shower.
or...
"you guys remember when hitler wanted to call us the axis of turdburglars? hitler, you dumbass... happy birthday big guy... i'm just bustin yer balls. oh btw - why did you invade poland first? cuz yer a pole smoker? i keed! i keed! please don't genocide me..."
So I said to Martin Boorman I said Hey Marty, why don't we throw a little nazi party? We had an election well kinda sorta And before you knew it hello new order. To all those mothers in the fatherland I said Achtung, Baby, I got me a plan . 'YVhatcha got Adolf? Whatcha gonna do?" I said "how about this one World War Two?"
"convince me" "it seats 2 in the front, 3 in the rear, 11 million in the ashtray."
also, did you know that mussolini intentionally timed the bombing of guernica to conincide with markets being opened? women and children are the ones who do the shopping.
Ok Hitler,You might have earned the name of Die Führer by promising everyone Hope and Change but,Rabbit ears,sissy bars, crazy pearls,flakes,Kandies on tanks and King queen seats?The 70's will never be back in style again! What's next? I bet your going to tell me that Yaniv Evan is going to do a spot for a Harley commercial....Ha Ha,I heard thats how Freddie Mercury died...
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Hitler, you kill me..That beetle will never sell.. let the Chinese build it!
You are not the real Adolph! You are Charlie Chaplin! hahahhaha
"Man, that's a good one...your boy Goebbels dropped out of film school,can't write, can't film... you think you'll ever get the people to believe that trash?"
Mussolini : "You know what else is great about this guy?! He had one of his balls shot off in WWI!!! AAAAHHH HA HA HA HA HA!"
Hitler: "I actually feel sorry for killing all those jews..."
Mussolini: "Ha Ha Ha, Shut Up Faggot!"
Hirohito: "What is jew?"
Genie: "No wishes for you bitch!"
"This guy when to art school!"
Mussolini: "Haha! That one sounded wet! Did you shart yourself!?!"
So you still think it was a good idea to change your name to Dick Tater?
i think the japs know what your going to do to them when the wars over.
i think the japs know what your going to do to them when the wars over.
you've got some shit above your lip there, bro.
Mussolini: " HA HA I tell you Mama's skeety was a spicy"
You thought thanksgiving with your family was uncomfortable...
HA! Thats not what you said on the Jockey Journal! *WAAH*WAAAH*
You bought a Kawasaki? From *that* guy??
I dunno. I got nuttin.
"Holy shit! Check out this guys dick broom!!Hahaha"
mussolini: "that wasnt a chick! that was a dude you dumbass!"
hitler: "oh f*ck! how many shots of jeager did i have?"
Genie: "Hitler stop pouting or you won't get your other 2 wishes"
Hitler: "I can't believe Mussolini called me Shylock!"
Hitler stops his foot like a baby
Mussolini: "Look at Adolph pouting,,,,, oh,,,,,wait....is that bottom lip quivering? bahahaha."
Hitler; "for my last 2 wishes....I want Mussolini shot in the chest hung upside down......and perhaps global domination."
Genie: "Fresh outa global domination, how about some ritual suicide?"
"ha! i knew it was a dirty sanchez!"
when were done with everyone else, lets get them WIGGERS!
adolph, it's true!?!? eva told us all about your love of the golden shower.
or...
"you guys remember when hitler wanted to call us the axis of turdburglars? hitler, you dumbass... happy birthday big guy... i'm just bustin yer balls. oh btw - why did you invade poland first? cuz yer a pole smoker? i keed! i keed! please don't genocide me..."
Hilter just bought one of those new Harley Trikes!!
spaghetti and meatballs.
"I had Eva side up, I had Eva side down, I had Eva Braun all around."
" i told you he is hard of hearing. whatta ya gonna do with an 8 inch pianist?"
"you paid how much for that seat?!!?"
"You Shit your Pants "!......I can fucking smell it !
"We told you not to go duck hunting with Cheney but you wouldn't listen, hahaha now we're gonna call you mr bobbit!"
"Heya Adolpho paisan", pulla miya fingero!!!
"Geez, who peed in your sauerkraut today? Oh yeah, I DID! HAHAHAHAHA!"
HA! you aren't actually supposed to smell my finger!
hahaha genies give adolph broners!
ur such a fag!!!
you guys are
amazing... max
Take over the world, 1000 years of the reich? kill all the jews, wasn't your grama a jew? Your kidding right.
You want it when?
HOGAN!!!
pull my finger!
Hitler: Damnit Mussolini enough with the x-lax in my cookies
Mussolini: "Ich wette, dass Sie nicht wissen, ich kann deutschsprachigen Raum zu verstehen?
Hitler: e presto troverete in una posizione molto difficile, il mio amico.
So I said to Martin Boorman
I said
Hey Marty, why don't we throw a little nazi party?
We had an election
well
kinda sorta
And before you knew it hello
new order.
To all those mothers in the fatherland I said
Achtung, Baby, I got me a plan
.
'YVhatcha got Adolf? Whatcha gonna do?"
I said "how about this one
World War Two?"
thanks mel
"convince me"
"it seats 2 in the front, 3 in the rear, 11 million in the ashtray."
also, did you know that mussolini intentionally timed the bombing of guernica to conincide with markets being opened? women and children are the ones who do the shopping.
Your the gay one???!!!
"you idiot, those swastika things will never catch on!"
Ha! Hitler blinked...... Ali Babba, you win the staring contest!
Told ya not to toss her salad!
HOLY,PEA'S AND CRACKER'S,AMOS AND ANDY,I SMELL IT BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, BUT I THINK I SOILED MYSELF!
Ok Hitler,You might have earned the name of Die Führer by promising everyone Hope and Change but,Rabbit ears,sissy bars, crazy pearls,flakes,Kandies on tanks and King queen seats?The 70's will never be back in style again! What's next? I bet your going to tell me that Yaniv Evan is going to do a spot for a Harley commercial....Ha Ha,I heard thats how Freddie Mercury died...
"adolph is acting like he didn't hear his own fart! but we all smell it like sauerkraut! ha ha ha ha ha!"
"dude, those weren't eye drops! that was like 20 bucks worth of acid!"
".......soooo when do you think you can get me that 20 spot?"
Haha!!! He's a dick!
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