When He wished to speak to some Biker brethren about their wild lives and sinful ways any old shed would he look in and find some gnarly old bike abandoned under a tarp. Over it a few words He would say, then kickstart it and ride away. Onlookers, all amazed, would say: “truly THAT was a miracle for our day for no one else under the sun could get that damned thing to run and just ride it away!” He’d have His license, but no insurance, no papers and no registrations (although he’d come to save all the nations) If He’d found no helmet with His bike, He’d ride helmetless through the land Saying: “My fate,after all, is in my Father’s Hand. When stopped by cops He’d say: “Sir, the fine I’m quite willing to pay “pay unto Caesar” as I always say. But I’ve got some souls I’ve got to save today, so I must be on My Way. He’d smile, and the cop his ticket book he’d just put away, and simply let Jesus ride helmetless on His Way. Some would say that this too might be another miracle for our day.
The above is from the motorcycle part of a larger thing i've been doing for my own amusement. An answer to the question from the "What Would Jesus Drive?" debate of a few years ago..
"so far out, its really something else"
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ReplyDeleteWhen He wished to speak to some Biker brethren
about their wild lives and sinful ways
any old shed would he look in
and find some gnarly old bike abandoned under a tarp.
Over it a few words He would say,
then kickstart it and ride away.
Onlookers, all amazed, would say:
“truly THAT was a miracle for our day
for no one else under the sun
could get that damned thing to run
and just ride it away!”
He’d have His license, but no insurance, no papers and no registrations
(although he’d come to save all the nations)
If He’d found no helmet with His bike, He’d ride helmetless through the land
Saying: “My fate,after all, is in my Father’s Hand.
When stopped by cops He’d say:
“Sir, the fine I’m quite willing to pay
“pay unto Caesar” as I always say.
But I’ve got some souls I’ve got to save today,
so I must be on My Way.
He’d smile, and the cop his ticket book he’d just put away,
and simply let Jesus ride helmetless on His Way.
Some would say that this too might be
another miracle for our day.
The above is from the motorcycle part of a larger thing i've been doing for my own amusement. An answer to the question from the "What Would Jesus Drive?" debate of a few years ago..
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