Thursday, September 17, 2009

ever wonder......

who buys those Sons of Anarchy shirts.
it's this guy... leather enforcer gloves.
squirrel tail and assorted flair.
he told me "i'm not in the club i just
bought the shirt at the store"
wow for days!

36 comments:

Dan said...

Thank you Max for posting this- "hey lets play biker this sunday you guys, i got us some patches on e-bay" unfuckingreal. i actually saw a dude wearing the cut the other day if you can beleive that shit-

ZZ chop said...

This shit is going to get a lot worse...
the tribal armband is choice as well!

huffer1 said...

Best part of the pic - the old school Pepsi logo on the trash can.

Worst part of the pic - Johnny Makebelieve and his biker costume. He needs to go back to his dentistry practice.

Danny D. said...

so..you just walk by and say "nice shirt, you in the club? mind if i take a pic?", or what?

Cobratit666 said...

hahaha
is that at stockton? i saw that guy there

Kevin said...

What a douche.

It makes me a little sad because that's very similar to my Dad and his weekend warrior buddies. But at the end of the day, we're all d-bag posers.

Davidabl said...

It's probably a good idea to leave that kind of gear in
the den, the "family room" or the garage.
Or have the bottom rocker say "Neverland Ranch" instead of "California".

Davidabl said...

otoh, we do come from a state where we make actors
into governors and presidents and ambassadors.
So this guy isn't the only person who doesn't quite
see the difference between TV/Movies and "real life."

shiftace said...

there's a handful of dudes rocking this cut here in Vegas. I see them on my commute quite a bit. Samcro represent

scotthn said...

wow for days indeed!
thats a new level of shame.....

. said...

max, been meaning to ask; how did these dudes get out of the content warning?

http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/

best

jagger

Unknown said...

I'v never (thankfully) seen a SOA shirt, but just this morning was wondering if the deluge of shit was coming. of course it is. the clothing rights were probably written into the green light for the pilot! this is a weird country.

Miss Tayva said...

Bwah. Yep. A lot of the cops where I live are weekend bikers and I've seen them sporting this shit. Complete with American flag bandana (which their wife happens to be wearing) and cheesy fingerless gloves.
Tuff.

Doc said...

I dunno what all the hubbub's about. Ya see, that's the reason for calloused knuckles! Sooner or later, this joker and all his kind meet them head on. And that my dear brothers, is when I get the hardiest laugh. We actually need these swine merchants just to make life more enjoyable when we see them go down..... Hard! What a hoot!!!!!!! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, hey Moe, hey Larry!

Unknown said...

According to an interview in Iron Horse magazine, the producers of SoA never greenlit any apparel deal.

How come none of these d-bags have had their asses kicked yet by local one-percenters?

ftwdclxvi said...

circle gets the square.
(or hollywood heebs out 81-Berdoo, swaps the mongols for the mayans & eagle's nest h.d. has HOUR-LONG infomercials showcasing their REVOLUTIONARY samcro-builds for the show. EVERYONE makes a fortune, except for you.)

Chris said...

I just love that guy! :D

mitchell6929 said...

i watch the show its ok considering what other kinda shit is on cable these days. were i come from we call these guys rubs (rural urban bikers)/ or credit card bikers and when ever they came into the shop they were fuckin winey ass little bitches. they say "thats a nice bike aint it?" refering to theres, and when you say it dont really impress you because every other dbag in town has the same bike with the chrome somewhere else they tend to get pissed and go tell the boss but when your boss is an old dude named jack thats deaf and lip reads and drinks beer all day there bitchin dont get that far

Slobodan Burgher said...

No, that dude is none other than Alfred E. Neuman. Check that smile. Makes perfect sense!

Nads said...

What a fruit!

tonino said...

The Guy I saw wearing one today in SLC, was wearing a matching pair of crocks, should of asked, where he got the black crocks.

Chris K said...

B.T. Barnum: "A sucker is born every minute". Biker Build Off and OCC didn't help any.

Love to hate these jokers. It's funny how these guys wear dew rags to mimic long hair.

Mitch, I think you mean Rich Urban Bikers.

Besides being somewhat entertaining, they keep Harley alive and provide a good market of used bikes when they are done posing.

Gofannon said...

The guy had to make it known that he doesn't belong to an imaginary club...

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Jason Mitchell said...

The last bike 'event' I went to in VA I asked the guy selling these shirts about them, he assumed that I wanted to buy one and said they were sold out in every size except XXL. So there are a lot of these things floating around and a lot of douchebags wearing them. Would be pretty funny watch them run into a real club that takes issue with the shirts. Betcha the shirt would come off with the quickness and ol boy woiuld be riding home shirtless.

LUCKY said...

I wouldn't say shit to him I would just walk up punch him right between the fucking eyes! I was at a show and some fag was sellin that shit I fucking spit on the shit! Corse that show is the closest the public will ever get to see some of inter workings of one!

Edu Mendes said...

I bet he used to be a Del Fuegos patch holder before SOA aired. Slobodan Burgher is right on, he is Alfred E. Neuman..what me worry?

Garrett said...

Dudes, I'm in the Wild Hogs and we will f*ck your sh*t up!!!!

Email me for shirts...

Thanks,

Martin Lawrence

-|Giannis~SpeedJunkies|- said...

BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER

nikkodo said...

I don't know who's worse the fellow that you all call johnny make believe with the tv show t-shirt from a phony gang or all you johnny make believes pissed off at johnny make believe. Who by the way is obviously not a yuppy dentist with those teeth. I bet he was riding before most of you were a figment of your parents imagination.

nikkodo said...

I don't know who's worse the fellow that you all call johnny make believe with the tv show t-shirt from a phony gang or all you johnny make believes pissed off at johnny make believe. Who by the way is obviously not a yuppy dentist with those teeth. I bet he was riding before most of you were a figment of your parents imagination.

nikkodo said...

I don't know who's worse the fellow that you all call johnny make believe with the tv show t-shirt from a phony gang or all you johnny make believes pissed off at johnny make believe. Who by the way is obviously not a yuppy dentist with those teeth. I bet he was riding before most of you were a figment of your parents imagination.

Unknown said...

nikkodo...you got a bad stutter...maybe you should talk to Sam Crow's club doctor 'bout that?

Thomas said...

This guys a bona-fide dbag.

REBEL CITY TEEN IDOL said...

wtf they actually sell thos shirts?

REBEL CITY TEEN IDOL said...

you shoulda got his cute lil vrod in the pic too. love the pre made bandana too... "bad to the bone"