Sunday, July 27, 2008

two wheel whore's


i dont back this video.
same formula as the hotrod ones.
no soul.
put us the on cover, put us in the adds.
names and bikes. we fucked up.
they never called. should of known.

im bear iss ing

22 comments:

C.Earhart said...

I bought it, watched once. You're right, no soul!

those fuckers

Trawler said...

The duane section is good. a bit like a snowboard video. just riding around set to music. rather be out riding myself

Unknown said...

100% gay. biggest waste of whatever the hell it cost. PS. they knew it was going to suck so they had to make the cover show that there might be a chance of something good. Excellent call Max.

abes.f. said...

Hi. Long time reader...

i was wondering if you paint tins for the public, or do you only do work for your friends? I'm almost at the stage and i've been lookin for painters in the bay, but can find anyone.

sorry for asking here...

*on topic* - yeah, i don't bother with dvd's anymore, they all end up lame. you should start a dvd mag or somethin for bikes.


abes.one@gmail.com

max schaaf said...

thanks. for paint email me at
4qconditioning@live.com

Hospitality said...

I watch one if Charnoski and Nichol made it. Get them on it.

shiftace said...

you let him paint your bike and all your friends will hate you and your wife will leave you due to all the ho's you will be pulling...I'm speaking from experience

BLACK13 said...

Yeah Max .....our lifestyle is not for sale !...........fucking shit video

Jet City Jughead said...

In regards to what Shitface said, I agree. I come out of the bar tonight and what do I find? A God Damn'd girl with one of my mid's stuck in her ass bucking like a Pony. That's some shit that will fuck your marriage up right there. Don't let Max do anything for you.

Guy@GK said...

I fell for it too, paid good money, and the fucker's only 40 minutes long.

Unknown said...

Lessons learned. Ride your motorcycle and ride it hard.

Without a camera crew!

All the best,
Trent

J.JESSEE standsforsomething orfalls4shit said...

noway this dvd is killer watching the other ones these weak sucks made,one might jump at the chance to be involved i myself would of preferred wearing a backpack the wholetime or requested to be involed in the part when they slowmo the left turn . i have studied this dvd and invited others to watch and i give it a 9 it has moved to my #1 most watched .i also am starting a blog and i will not edit comments either some people edit comments but not me or max . thanks max ps i need get that sporty tank back i should be up in the bay area next week or drop it by garage magizine if you can.

abes.f. said...

pussy pullin paint job? yeah i think i need that in my life, you know, vagina.

poon said...

I always wonder'd why you guys were involved in this, but i kinda figured as much

Nads said...

I've bever done anything stupid.

Anonymous said...

ummm air to fakie on their faces ?

max schaaf said...

dear- j.jessee stands for something;
ihave your lifter blox too and red beanie with navy blue highlight. and other stuff. your tank has has a panel painted on top now and unfinished sides.....

shiftace said...

this is easily the most confusing blog entry ever. i won a jason jessee deck at the chop meet and hung it on my wall. i should gear it up and go for broke on the fucker, i know thats what he'd want but i'm keeping it shrink wrapped cuz he's one of my heroes and to defile it would be sacrilege. i like the one part in that vid with the dudes with tattoos riding their bobbers, that was neat.

Anonymous said...

If you didn't sign a release, sue em, or get your law man to send them a cease and desist. Easy peasy, chicken squeezy.

Paulybagadonuts said...

shittiest video ever! after i watched it i felt like i just threw $30 bucks away, no...worse, like i had $30 bucks taken from me. not backing them at all. only bought it because of max.

sebastian said...

Maybe the whole movie isnt the greatest but there are parts that are vey cool especially part from Oakland. That is the part that I always watch. I did not expect it to be like a real movie. If you thougth you were buying a REAL movie then I am sorry that you are dissapointed. You have to take it for what it is. Especially for us in Sweden in the Winter when it is dark and cold, we need all the motorcycle stuff we can get.

Anonymous said...

so if nobody likes it, will someone send me their copy? i'm dying to see it.